Two boys go camping, a Jew boy and a Czech boy. In the middle of the night a bear comes, the boys run and run but the bear catches the Czech boy and eats him. The Jew boy keeps running until he gets to the ranger station. The ranger asks the Jew boy "What's wrong?" The Jew boy responds, "Me and my Czech friend were camping, and this bear came and he ate my friend!" The ranger says "There's only 2 bears in this park, if i can get them together can you tell me which one ate your friend?" The Jew boy says "Yes, i know i'll never forget what that bear looked like." Somehow the ranger gets the 2 bears lined up and says, "Alright, there's a male bear and a female bear, which one ate your friend." the Jew boy responds, "The male bear, it's definitely the male bear that ate my Czech friend." So the ranger kills the male bear and there's no Czech boy in it.
What's the moral of the story?
Never trust a Jew when he says the Czech is in the male.