Kevin was afraid that his dentist would smell his girlfriend's pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and used 2 liters of strong mouthwash. As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.

The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident and relaxed he opened his mouth wide.

The dentist got close enough and said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?"

Kevin, shocked says, "Uhhh.... no! Why? Does my breath smell like pussy?"

The dentist says, "No, but your forehead smells like ass!!!"