Don't take this too seriously! I'm just sick of CN jokes and thought I'd bring a new spin on them. Enjoy, and listen to SLAYER!!

20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own
goatee.
21. Kerry King's goatee can also play guitar.
22. Kerry King doesn't ride the tour bus, his evil propels it.
23. Kerry King didn't shoot the sheriff, he made the sheriff's head
explode with a mighty guitar wail.
24. Jimi Hendrix once lit his guitar in the hope of summoning Kerry
King
25. The Slayer tour bus is followed by a cattle truck... to feed Kerry
King
26. When Bruce Banner gets pissed, he turns into the Incredible Hulk,
when the Incredible Hulk gets pissed, he turns into Chuck Norris, when
Chuck Norris gets pissed, he turns into Kerry King, and when Kerry King
gets pissed, everyone dies.
28. on the first day there was darkness -Kerry King created that!
29. Kerry King destroyed the number before 28
30. God wanted to create the world in 8 days-Kerry King gave hi