directions: read these outloud (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat (English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive? (Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Gai Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni It's very dark in here Wai So Dim This is a tow away zone No Pah King You are not very bright Yu So Dum I got this for free Ai No Pei I am not guilty! Wai Hang Mi? Please stay a while longer Wai Go Nao? They have arrived Hai Dei Kum. Stay out of sight Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Sing Ka. Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki I thought you were on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching?