I went to the bar last night and was talking to the bartender when I noticed this sexy blond at the end of the bar. I told the bartender to find out what she was drinking, and gett her a drink on me. She waved for me to come over to her so I did. She said thank you for the drink, but said she was a lesbian. I said cool not really knowing what a lesbain was. We contiued sitting their talking so I bought her another drink. She said I don’t think you know what a lesbian is. I said no not really and i didn’t want to ask cuz I was kinda embaressed. She said she like to spread whip cream over a girl’s body and then lick it off. I thougt to myself for a minute, and decided I was a lesbian too!!!