Lightning Fast Funeral Home
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Published
10/20/2009
An angry widow confronts the funeral home attendant on the dark and drabby suit they fitted her dead husband with. She demands they put one on that's more stylish and presentable.
the funeral home attendant replied,"Yes Ma'am, No problem at all" "It shouldn't take too long to replace your husband's suit".
He tells her she will have to step in the next room so he can do his job. After about one minute he calls her back in and tells her, her husband is ready.
She looks at her husband with surprise and astonishment !
she then says "Oh yes, much better, he looks much nicer, but how were you able to dress him so fast?"
attendant's response, "It was no big deal, we just swapped heads"
the funeral home attendant replied,"Yes Ma'am, No problem at all" "It shouldn't take too long to replace your husband's suit".
He tells her she will have to step in the next room so he can do his job. After about one minute he calls her back in and tells her, her husband is ready.
She looks at her husband with surprise and astonishment !
she then says "Oh yes, much better, he looks much nicer, but how were you able to dress him so fast?"
attendant's response, "It was no big deal, we just swapped heads"
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