A little boy is walking down the country lane and passes Farmer Joe. Farmer Joe asks "Boy, where you going with that chicken wire?" The little boy replies "To get me some chickens." Farmer Joe replies "Silly boy. You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Two hours later the boy passes Farmer Joe with an arm full of chickens and a smile on his face.

The next day, same thing. The boy is walking by and Farmer Joe asks "Boy, where you going with that duct tape?" "To catch me some ducks." "Stupid boy. You can't catch ducks with duct tape!!" Two hours later Farmer Joe's jaw drops as the little boy walks by with an arm full of ducks and a smile on his face.

The next day, right on cue, the boy walks by again. Farmer Joe asks "Boy, where you going with that stick?" "Ain't got a stick. It's a Pussy Willow." Farmer Joe says "Wait up boy. I'm coming with you!"