I WANT TO LIVE MY NEXT LIFE BACKWARDS

You start out dead and get that out of the way.


Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.


Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.


Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.


Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.


You work 40 years until you're too young to work.


You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're
generally promiscuous.


Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.


Then you become a baby, and then
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions-central heating, room serviceon tap and then.....



You finish off as an orgasm.


I rest my case.