A newly widowed woman decides that its time to move on in her life and she needs to find another man. So she goes online and post a picture of her and her phone number. Well, she kept getting many calls but none of them seemed to be the right man.So she decided to try the local newspaper, in the ad she put, Must not beat me, Must not run around on me, and Must be good in bed. Well the next day she heard her doorbell ring, she went to answer it, and it was a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs.She said hello?He said Hi im here to answer your ad in the newspaper.She said sorry but I dont think your what im looking for.He said no, im exactly what your looking for. I dont have arms I cant beat you, I dont have legs I cant run around on you.She smiled and said you must be good in bed.He just smiled and said how do you think I rang the doorbell.