A woman stopped by at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. In shock to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music playing, & the aroma of perfume filled the room. What are u doing? she asked. 'I'm waiting for John to come home,' the daughter-in-law answered. But ur naked! the mother-in-law exclaimed. This is my 'love dress, the daughter-in-law explained. Love dress? But ur naked! 'John loves me in this dress,' she explained. 'It excites him to no end. Every time im in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic & ravages me for hours & can't get enough. The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, lay on the couch waiting for her husband. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in & saw her lying there. What are you doing? he asked. This is my love dress, she whispered. Needs ironing,he said. 'What's for dinner?