Michael Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter
doesn't recognize him, so St. Peter says,
"What did you do on earth?" Michael says, "I dressed up in
costumes and entertained people and they all loved me."
St. Peter says, "Did you ever get in trouble?" Michael
says, "Well, I was accused of fiddling with little boys,
but we paid some of them off and I won the other court case."
St. Peter says, "I'm sorry, father, I don't see your name
on the list. What parish are you from?