What does Mario Kart teach you?

1 Shrooms will make you grow and make you go faster

2 flashing lights and loud techno. music will make you invinsible

3 its ok to run people off the road

4 littering is how you win

5 mushrooms have faces

6 if the big green turtle dragon is on your tail, drop a banana to kill him.

7 that missles and other heat-seeking weapons can be turtle shells