These 2 midgets save up enough money to buy themselves 2 hookers.. they both go into seperate hotel rooms and the one midget was so nervous (since he has never had sex before) that he couldn't get an erection. he was jealous cause he could hear his friend in the next room "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM" finally after 2 hours of listening to his friend in the next room the noise stops so, he goes out in the hall and explains to his other midget friend that he couldn't get an erection.. his friend says "you think thats bad I couldn't even get on the Bed!"