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Most offensive joke i know.

One day a family was driving through the beautiful Colorado mountains. It began raining and visibility dropped to just a few yards. The car began hydroplaning, sliding left and right until it finally crashed through a guard rail. The car plummeted 20 feet down smashing on a jagged boulder. The daughter in the back seat awoke to see that both of her parents had been brutally crushed. The girl cried and climbed her way up the mountainside to the road. Standing alone in the pouring rain she waited, many minutes passed and all she could do was scream. Finally the young girl saw lights in the distance. She waved her hands wildly and the van pulled over. A man stepped out of the vehicle and ran up to the girl.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
The girl grabbed the stranger by the arm and led him to the cliffside with the broken guardrail.
"My parents, I think...I think they're dead" she sobbed.
The man looked down at the girl, unzipped his pants and said.
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