One day a man goes to get his morning paper when he notices a moving van next door. He walks over to the fence to say hi to his new neighbor.
They start talking and soon the conversation starts on their wives. The new guy says,"My wife is going to be the ugliest one in town and here is a picture to prove it."
The other man says,"Yeah, she is ugly but my wife will top her!" So he takes him over to his house to prove it in person.
They go inside and he tells the guy to help him move the dining room table and chairs, then help roll up the large rug on the floor that exposed a trap door. They open it and the man yells down,"Hey honey, come on out." the wife calls back,"Do I have to put my bag over my head?" the man said,"Hell No, I do'nt wanna FUCK!, I just want to show you to somebody!"