At a sale, Billy saw a vintage motorcycle in mint condition. He asked the seller how he kept in such great condition. The seller gave him vaseline and told him to cover the bike with it when it began to rain. Billy went to see his girlfriend Julie. He was meeting her parents for the first time. She told him that no one spoke at dinner because the first person who spoke would have to do the dishes. They arrived at her parents house on the bike and saw dishes piled everywhere. At the table he began to get an idea. In front of Julies parents, he began to kiss her to see if they would talk, they didn't. He began to play with her breasts, still silence. He then had sex with Julie on the dinner table and not one word uttered. He then then had sex with the mother. The father didn't say anything. Billy saw it was about to rain. He pulled out the vaseline to go and coat his bike. The father jumped up all of a sudden and said, "Fuck that! I'll do the damn dishes!!!"