Mary had a little snatch...
a tennie tiny hole,
Johnny couldnt fit it in,
with his massive manly pole.
he greased her up and squirmed and shoved,
and pinched her little tit,
but nothing seemed to work for him,
the damn thing would not fit!
so Mary drank a lot of wine,
and smoked a little grass,
and just as she was passing out
he shoved it up her ass!!!