This business banker is on a train in the old west. He really has to take a dump but there are no bathrooms on old west trains. So he decides that since there is no one else in the car with him, he can just relieve himself out the window.

At the same time there are two bandits walking along the tracks. One looks up and says to the other "Hey, you see that ugly guy hanging out the window? When the train goes by, I'll smack his face and you grab that cigar!"