theres these two guys that walk into a bar. they sit in the corner and order a drink. about five minutes later a guy in a long coat comes in and orders a drink. the guy takes the shot and runs to the window and jumps out. the two guys run to the window and looks to see if he was alright but he was gone! so they go back and order another drink, then about five minutes the same guy comes back into the bar takes another shot and jumps out thewindow again! this time the guys move to the bar and sit they order another drink and the same guy agian comes in orders another shot before the guy to to run out the window the two guys stop him and ask him how he keeps on living from jumping out the window of a three story building. the man in the caot replies well if you take a shot of this here whiskey you can fly. so the two guys order a shot slam it down and run and jump out the window to their deaths. then the bartender looks over at the guy in the coat and says you can be a real dick when your drunk Superman!!