A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He
Answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She
Directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
Ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
Tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday I sent my wife to
The store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with
A tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is Soooooo

Much cheaper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES
SHE!"