pickup lines
tarzard1
Published
06/02/2009
Pickup lines- most are really old
I may not be the smartest, but i know math with you. just add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
Hey girl, did you know you have 206 bones in your body? i can make it 207.
do you have a miiror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants.
do you want to go to little caesars? because you're hot and i'm ready.
i must have found the space station, 'cause your ass is outta this world
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
I may not be the smartest, but i know math with you. just add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
Hey girl, did you know you have 206 bones in your body? i can make it 207.
do you have a miiror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants.
do you want to go to little caesars? because you're hot and i'm ready.
i must have found the space station, 'cause your ass is outta this world
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
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