Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic. Marie says to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" ShThey resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and says, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks "PIERRE, what in the hell do you think you’re doing?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"