one day a white guy walks into the plastic surgeon’s office n asks
"i want to be black, can u do that?" n the plastic surgeon says "yeah, but we’ll have to add 5 inches to your penis, take away 30% of ur brain and make u 70% darker." so the guy says okay
after the operation, the surgeon says "i’m sorry, but we’ve made some mistakes. we cut off 5 inches of ur penis, took away 70% of ur brain and made u 30% darker, is this okay with u?"
n the guy replies "si, senor."