There was this midget with a speech impediment that wanted to buy a new horse.

The midget went to a horse breeding farm and asked the farmer, "May I see your maws?"

The farmer thinks for a second, " Oh, my mares. Ok, this way."

The farmer takes the midget to see one of his most beautiful mares, and the midget asked, "Pick me up so I can see hew eyes."

The farmer picks him up so he could see her eyes.

"Vewy nice, now let me see hew teeth."

Again the farmer picks him up so he can see her teeth.

"Vewy nice, now let me see hew eaws."

The farmer is getting frustrated at this point picks him up so he can see her ears and forcefully puts the midget back down.

"Vewy nice, now let me see her twat."

The farmer picks him up, shoves his head up the horses ass and drops him back to the ground.

The midget calmly wipes his face and says, "Let me wephase that, let me see hew wun awound a wittle bit."