One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house
for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is,
my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the
store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out
of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the
birds back in the
oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving
spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little
bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs! By
the way my sister is a blond.