Prison or Work
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Published
08/24/2008
@ PRISONYou spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORKYou spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISONYou get three fully paid for meals a day @ WORKYou get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISONFor good behavior, you get time off @ WORKFor good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISONThe guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORKYou must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISONYou can watch TV and play games @ WORKYou could get fired for watchingTV and playing games
@ PRISONYou get your own toilet @ WORKYou have to share the toilet withpeople who pee on the seat
@ PRISONThey allow your family and friends to visit @ WORKYou aren't even supposedto speak to your family
@ PRISONAll expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part @ WORKYou must pay all your expenses, and they deduct taxes fromyour salary to pay for prisoners
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
@ PRISONYou get three fully paid for meals a day @ WORKYou get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISONFor good behavior, you get time off @ WORKFor good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISONThe guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORKYou must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISONYou can watch TV and play games @ WORKYou could get fired for watchingTV and playing games
@ PRISONYou get your own toilet @ WORKYou have to share the toilet withpeople who pee on the seat
@ PRISONThey allow your family and friends to visit @ WORKYou aren't even supposedto speak to your family
@ PRISONAll expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part @ WORKYou must pay all your expenses, and they deduct taxes fromyour salary to pay for prisoners
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
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