It's a convicts first day in prison and he's alone crying when a older convict comes over to him and says

" you know prison isn't that bad, for instance do you like movies?"

And the other man says" are you kidding I love movies!"

And the older convict says " Well every monday night we set up a big screen and watch a movie."

"Thats great!" says the young convict

Then the older convict says " Do you like baseball?"

And the younger convict says " I play it all the time!"

And the older convict says " Well every tuesday we all go and play baseball"

Then the younger convict says " This is too good to be true!, is there anything else I should know?"

And the older convict says " ...well are you a homosexual?"

To which the younger convicts says " No way"

Then the older convict says " Well then, your not going to like thursday."