A kid was doing bad in school, getting bad grades, talking sh!t to

teachers. So one day his parents said, "we're gonna put you in

catholic school so you'll do better and be nicer to your teachers!"

After that he started doing good, and he was nicer. his parents

asked him why he changed and he said, "well on the first day, I saw

a guy nailed by his hands and feet to a cross so knew they meant business!"