What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican
A bench can support a family of four



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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin



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Why did the gas company fire the Jew?
He was allergic to gas.



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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFOs.


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What do you call a black guy having sex?
Rape