1 DAY A GUY DECIDES TO TAKE A TRIP WITH HIS FAMILY TO TEXAS FROM CALIFORNIA ON THE WAY DRIVING THERE HIS KIDS SEE CHICKENS AND COWS CRYING ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY SO THE KIDS SAYS DADDY WHY COWS AND CHICKENS ALWAYS CRY ALL THE TIME THE DADDY SAYS THESE RED NECKS AROUND HERE THERE LONELY '' THE KID SAYS DADDY WHAT DO YOU MEAN LONELY '' THE DADDY SAYS WAIT TO YOU GET OLDER KIDS YOU'LL FIND OUT...

SO THE DAD DECIDES ITS TO LATE TO DRIVE AND PULLS OVER AT A HOTEL SO THEY COULD REST, WELL THE DAD DECIDES HE WANTS TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH HIS WIFE SO THER GOIN AT IT AND THE WIFE IS CRYIN OUT HARDER FASTER OHHH YEAH

SO THE KIDS WALK IN AND SAY WHY EVERY TIME WE GET A HOTEL MOMMY ALWAYS CRYS ON THE BED'' THE DADDY SAID KIDS DONT WORRY ITS JUST LIKE THE COWS AND CHICKENS YOUR MOTHERS A CHICKEN AND IM A LONELY REDNECK