You might be a rednack if...


Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second buck.


You have all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes on tape.


You can give a summary of all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes.


You think that Roe v. Wade is a decision you make when crossing the creek.


It takes you and 31 others in the same room to show off a full set of teeth.


You've ever stood outside a K-mart for more than an hour arguing with the manager about the shirt and shoes law.


You've ever gone Christmas shopping at the dollar store.


You think the tobacco companies have done nothing wrong.


You've ever shoplifted Spam.


You don't understand why Bo and Luke never tried to get it on with Daisy.