There was this river, and about 12 inches above this river was a fly.
And there was a trout in the river, and the trout said, "man if that fly would just go down 6 inches, I could jump out of this water and have myself a fly for breakfast" and there was a bear and he said "if that fly would just go down six inches, the trout would jump out of the water and I could have myself a trout for breakfast" and there was a hunter and the hunter said "man if that fly would just go down six inches the trout would jump out of the water the bear would reach in for the fish and I could lean out and have myself a clean shot at that bear, and have a bear skinned rug." and there was a rat and the rat said "Man if tha fly would just go down six inches the trout would jump out of the water the bear would go for the fish the hunter would lean out of the shot, and I could run over and take that hunters sandwich." and there was a cat and the cat said"Man if that fly would just go down six inches the trout would jump out of the water the bear would go in for the fish the hunter would lean out for the shot the rat would go in for that sandwich... and I could jump clean over this river and have myself a rat for breakfast"

Sure enough the fly went down six inches.
The trou jumped the bear went in for the fish the hunter leaned out for the shot the rat went in for the sandwich.
and the cat jumped dead center into the river..

Moral: If the fly would just go down six inches... the pussies gettin wet