Satan comes up with a new way to torture the citizens of hell.
He goes down and pulls out a black, a mexican, and a white guy and brings them to his chamber.
He tells them if they pass this test I will let you go back up to Earth.
Put your dick in my hand, if it melts you stay. If it does not melt you go back to living your life.
The White guy stands up, puts his dick in the Devil's hand, and he screams in terror as his dick melts in an extremely quick and painful manner.
The Mexican guy stands up and puts his dick in the Devil's hand, this time it melts slowly and makes the Mexican scream through the long painful process.
Then the Black guy stands up and puts his dick in the Devil's hand, and nothing happens.
Satan pushes all of his power into his hand... still nothing happens.
"I am all powerful Satan, why the hell is this not working!!!!" Satan yells.

And the Black guy says.....

"Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands".