What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
Fly by night operations

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home Moaner's Insurance

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend

What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
?Count Duckula