There once was a guy driving through the country side. He looks to his left into the pasture and sees a guy having sex with his sheep.

He says to himself:

"That is disgusting. How can a man do such a thing. He should be ashamed of himself.

He drives the car about 200 yards and slams on the brakes and says:

"I'm going to give this guy a piece of my mind."

So he turns the car around and finds this farmhouse and knocks on the door. A little boy answers and says:

"Can I help you?"

The man says:

"Ya, I'd like to talk to your father."

And the boy says:

"Sure just one second. Hey DA-A-A-A-AD!"