A man walked into a whorehouse and picked out his date for the night. He was feeling extra frisky so he decided to go down on her. After a minute or so he notices a spaghetti noodle in her cooter. He decides to let it go and continues for a while and then pulls out half of a meatball. He looks up and yells "Damn bitch are you sick?" She says "no but the guy before you was."