A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was
nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands
and read the letter.



Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But
it' s not only the passion..Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole
winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better. She deserves it..

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your grandchildren



Love, Your Son John



PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.


I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
Report card That's in my center desk drawer.



I love you.



Call me when it's safe to come home.