i knew kid named Victor that was so dumb.

he tried to put M&M's in order

called me to get my phone number.

tripped over a cordless phone.

thought a quarterback was a refund

got locked in the grocery store and starved to death

sent me a fax with a stamp on it

tried to drown a fish

took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept

when he took me to the airport he saw a sign that said"airport left" so he turned around and took me home

he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats

and finally

when he found out that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.