There is a Frenchman, an American and a Japanese man running away from Osama Bin Laden. They get into a factory and find three bags; a bag full of cats, a bag full of dogs and a bag full of potatos.
The Frenchman goes into the cat bag, the Japanese man into the dog bag and the American into the potato bag.
When Osama arrives he kicks the cat bag. The Frenchman says "Meow."
He then kicks the dog bag. The Japanese man says "Woof".
Finally, he kicks the potato bag and the American says "Potato"