A little guy is sat at the bar, when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face and say's ''Thats KUNG FU from Japan''

A little later the thug smacks him again and says '' Thats KARATE form Korea''

The little guy gets up and leaves the bar.

A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and says to the barman ''When that dork wakes up, tell him that was a shovel from B & Q''