T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T



A business man got on an elevator.



When he entered, there was a blonde already



inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'



He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'



She looked puzzled and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.



He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'



The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her
biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'



The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T.'



The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.



'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'



The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means

'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'