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Brutal Honesty
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Operation
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Code of Ethics
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Not What You Think
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Dead Bird
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Barbie Pregnant
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Sisters of St. Francis
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First Day
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Local Hero
- A young Florida football player was viciously attacked...
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God the Engineer
- Three men are arguing in a bar. The first says, God...
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Looking For a Miracle
- A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord,...
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Zen Master
- A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot...
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Ex-Girlfriend
- A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had...
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Rough Love Life
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The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
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I Like Your Thinking
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A Farmer and His Mule
- An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him...
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You're a Hooker
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Family Holiday
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Grass on the Field
- The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts...
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Southern Nursing Home
- A New York family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing...
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3 Detectives
- Three Blondes were all applying for the last available...
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Panhandling
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Roosters
- A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his...
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Very Tight
- An 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm...
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Sneek a Peek
- One day a little girl came running into her house...
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Nice Art
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Mmmm Lunch
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Deep Dark Secrets
- At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that...
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Deep Dark Secrets
- At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that...
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Deep Dark Secrets
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Confession
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Very Sensual
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Caught in Bed
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Ugly Bride
- A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next...
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His and Her Diaries
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Mothers and Sons
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Ponderisms
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Early Retirement
- The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and...
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Italian Worker
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