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Even More Useless Facts
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TAGGED DAILY-MEDIA JOKES - FEATURED
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Book Report
- Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic"...
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Swollen at the Doctor's
- Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I...
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when
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Nun in the Bathroom
- A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked...
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Gone Fishing
- Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns,...
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Abducted
- Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar...
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Drinking Politics
- A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and...
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Mechanic vs Doctor
- A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor...
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More Useless Facts
- A whale's penis is called a dork. Because of the...
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Staggering Drunk
- Paddy staggered home very late and very drunk. He took...
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Redneck Pickup Lines
- 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are...
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Useless Facts
- 1. Most American car horns honk in the key of...
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Lion Tamer
- Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going...
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New Parrot
- A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep...
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Vampire Bats
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face...
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Cat Heaven
- One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to...
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Poachers' Revenge
- The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing...
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Kids' Books That Didn't Make It
- A few children's books that didn't make the cut: 1....
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Blonde Year in Review
- A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf...
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An Italian, A Bum, and a Gay Guy in Hell
- There were three guys in hell. an Italian guy , a bum...
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Salesman
- A little old lady answered a knock on the door one...
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Skunky Smell
- A young couple were driving home one night. As they...
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What Doctor's Say and What They are Thinking
- * "Welllllll, what have we here...?" (He has no idea...
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Nice Name
- I attended a party this past weekend. After...
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The Cork
- Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a...
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New Viagra Names
- In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade...
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Chinese Proverbs
- Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone Man who...
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Fish Sticks
- One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it...
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Trip to Vegas
- Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation...
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Nymphomaniac in My Car
- A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not...
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Scoring with the Grandmas
- There was this really old guy at a dance who hadn't...
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Being an Egg
- You think life is bad... How would you like to be...
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Screw or Swim
- Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end...
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Delivery Boy
- Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a...
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Shrinking Lager
- Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with...
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Christmas Spirit
- Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint...
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Blonde in a Restaurant
- Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the...
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Feeling Like a Woman Again
- A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the...
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Learning Math
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