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True Lie
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Diagnosis
- A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing...
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Holiday Favorite
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Ebola
- A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits...
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Hero
- Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital....
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Ugly Bus
- A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an...
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HandiDrunk
- A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the...
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Blind Pilots
- One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...
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Posh Theatre
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the...
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Curious Midget
- A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that...
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Bad Sign Language
- A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has...
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Communication Skills
- Two deaf people get married. During the first week of...
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Rubber on your stick
- Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with...
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What did he name them?
- An unmarried woman is newly pregnant and gets into an...
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Quit while you're ahead
- A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The...
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Health Plan
- A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around...
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Armed Robbery
- A bartender is getting ready to close for the night...
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12 Shots
- A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the...
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The Ballerina
- A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked...
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Drunken Shopping
- A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where...
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Pet Alligator
- A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his...
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Talking Clock
- Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends...
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Taking Offence
- A man walks into a bar, absolutely infuriated. He...
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Reverse Psychology
- A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night...
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Falling Down
- A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the...
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Scared Drunk
- An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a...
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Octopus
- A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm....
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Toilet Pain
- A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the...
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Mistaken Identity
- A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed...
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Helluva Day
- A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman...
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Guiness Brewery
- Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when...
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Designated
- One night, a police officer was stalking out a...
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Sperm Count
- An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm...
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Hot Nipples
- There was this couple who had been married for 50...
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Different Reasons
- An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and...
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Little Head
- A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old...
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Scared Shitless
- Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to...
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Dr. Advice
- An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a...
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Towel Waver
- An old man marries a young woman, and though they’re...
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Bad Memory
- One elderly couple is visiting another for supper. The...
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