Ten ways to Describe a Stupid Person


A few crumbs short of a crouton.


A few clowns short of a circus.


A few fries short of a Happy Meal.


An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.


A few beers short of a six-pack.


A few peas short of a casserole.


The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.


One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.


One taco short of a combination plate.


A few feathers short of a whole duck