Texas 1831; A young native man entered into the shamans hut, and askes the shaman, "Shaman, how is it that you name your children?"

The Shaman looks at him and says, "Well, you see when I deliver a child I go outside the teepee and name the child after the first animal I see. So if there’s an eagle flying by, I call him Eagle Flying By. If I see a buffalo running in the distance I name him Running Buffalo...Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking???"