One Saturday, a man and a woman walk into a very posh shop. ‘Show the lady your finest mink!’ the man demands. So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out with a full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the owner sidles up to the man and whispers, ‘Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $50,000.’ ‘No problem!’ says the man. ‘I'll write a check!’ ‘Very good, sir,’ says the owner. ‘You may come by on Monday to pick the coat up, after the check clears.’ So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the man returns on his own. The owner's outraged. ‘How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a penny in your account.’ ‘Sorry,’ grins the man, ‘but I wanted to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!’