A man, his wife, two children, and dog go to a talent agent. The man goes, "Hey, we have the greatest act in the world."

The agent goes, "I'm sure you do. How does it go?"

At that moment, the man's son starts to play his clarinet. He continues to play a simple, sweet song until he plays a flat key. The man gets angry, so he decides to whip out his large penis and fuck the clarinet while the boy was still playing. He ejaculated so fast and hard that the boy choked and died. Unfortunately, the man's cock was stuck in the clarinet. He pulls and pulls but it won't budge. So he pulls out his knife and starts to saw off his penis. Meanwhile, the daughter is eating out the mother while the mother is blowing the dog. The mom has her period and the daughter gets blood all other her. Then, the dog takes a steaming shit directly into her mouth. Once the man's dick was off, a whole mass of urine starts shouting out of this hole where his penis used to be. The daughter decides to blow hard into the clarinet. The penis shouts out into the dog's mouth. The dog chokes and dies. Then, the man takes his shot gun and sticks it hard up the mother's ass. He pulls the trigger, and the bullet blows out the mother's teeth and hits the daughter in between the eyes. She died. The man, however, saw this as an opportunity, but since he does not have a penis, he starts to finger fuck the daughter's bullet hole, then her pussy. The mother, feeling like she is missing out, gives her dead son a blow job. The man then punches his wife to death and bites off her own pussy.

The talent agent, in shock, goes, "Wha...What on Earth do you possibly call that act?"

The man goes, "The Aristocrats!"