Wiremu, a New Zealander, went toAustralia to watch the All Blacks and was not feeling well,
so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I don't feel so good, " said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had prostate problems, and that the only cure was an immediate testicular removal.
"No way doc, I'm here for the rugby" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion !"
The second doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that
testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated but, with only hours to go before the All Blacks opening game he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you have prostate suckness ".
"What's the cure than doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Well, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "We're gonna huv to cut off your nuts."
"Phew, thank gud for that!" said Wiremu, "Those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"