Two guys are walking down the road trying to find the Black Banana Inn, when they come upon a fork in the road.
The first guy says, "Lets split up and try to find the inn."
About an hour later the first guy arrives at the Black Banana Inn. He waits there a couple hours and his friend does not show up. A few hours after that his friend stumbles though the door all bloody. The first guy asks, "What happened to you?"
His friend replies. I was walking down the road when I saw a black guy fucking a women and I went to ask him directions and said, "How far is the Black Banana Inn?"